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Birthday poems jokes. Just give me a ring. The number one cause of death is too many birthdays. Today is your birthday dont pull your hair Look in the mirror nature was fair Not a day over twenty Im kidding youre plenty. The largest collection of birthday one-line jokes in the world.

Composing funny poetry as a result is no easy feat. Birthday Quotes and Jokes Group 2. Want to wish your friend birthday in a hilarious way just use some of these cool quotes. Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.

Welcome to that age when you forget your age. You know youre getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. God isnt deaf I know said Jimmy. 27 Funny Birthday Poems.

I wonder why you are celebrating the fact that youre turning older. Simply use change or combine the clever cool cute funny happy inspirational romantic and sentimental poems below to create your birthday wishes. Absolutely hillarious birthday one-liners. Please God all I want for my birthday is a new X-Box.

TOP BIRTHDAY JOKES. Little Jimmy was shouting out a prayer for his birthday. As with most humor the impact of your funny birthday poems rests more with the recipients sense of humor than yours. Sometimes during birthday parties people want to read out or add to a card funny birthday poems.

Dont mean to burst your bubble But stop asking for trouble You know what I mean When you drink that caffeine. Chuck Norris ate his birthday cake before anybody had the chance to tell him that there was a stripper inside. Short Funny Birthday Poems. What should I bring.

I dont make any joke related to your age because it depresses me. When you cant run for years jog. When you can not walk use a cane. When you cant jog walk.

The best funny birthday poems make birthday girls and boys feel special even when the joke is at their expense. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened. Of late I appear to have reached that stage when people who look old. But if youre ready to make your choice take a moment or two to look at the birthday poem on this page we hope youll find a lot of BIG laughs and even BIGGER smiles here.

You dont get smarter when you become older. But Grandpa is A husband and his wife were out shopping. To directly view image birthday quotes just scroll below. Its easier to remember your age if you dont change it every year - Anonymous Ive got everything I had 20 years ago except now its all lower.

Nevertheless I will attend your birthday partyHappy Birthday. To me old age is always 15 years older than I am. The Best Funny Birthday Quotes. Famous Funny Birthday Quotes.

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First below are written quotes. This is a very special day. Thank you His mom walked in and said Jimmy why all the shouting. See TOP 10 birthday one liners.

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