97+ Dirty Haiku Poems

Haiku poems are typically about nature and usually about a specific season.

Dirty haiku poems. -Closed to Submissions- Poetry of love passion and desire. You never feed me. And that made me think it would be a deliciously dirty thing to hold a contest for pornographic haiku. But sometimes they dont make sense.

Haiku is the style of Japanese poetry that asks you attempt it with a whole bunch of syllables spread over a few lines. They start out sounding thoughtful and esoteric understood by few but end with a jolt that with some luck youll find humorous. Make it raw nasty filthy and pornographic. Haiku poems started out as a popular activity in the 9th-12th centuries in Japan called tanka A tanka was a progressive poem where one person would write the first three lines with a 5-7-5 structure and the next person would add a section with a 7-7 structure.

Friday May 2 2014. For my first contest Id like you to pen me a dirty haiku in the traditional 5-7-5 style. That will sure show you. It is easy to feel a sense of perfection when viewing a perfectly formed Haiku.

This is a haiku You could write a better one. No holds barred anything goes. Hed forgot they were there. Share to Twitter Share to Facebook Share to Pinterest.

His nature is Afghani. Haiku is a poem of ancient Japanese origin. When Im old and mankey. Sat down and was bitten beneath.

Tuesday June 18 2013. You never feed me. It did not give me a grin. A Haiku is a short Japanese poem used to evoke images.

A Haiku about getting out of bed No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No. That will sure show you. And soil my pants. In a way thats what helps create the humor in the following poems.

Perhaps Ill sleep on your face. It occurred to me immediately that it sounded like a haiku gone wrong and when I counted the syllables lo and behold it was 5-7-5. The rule for today. Didnt know that was you.

It contains 17 syllables in 3 lines of 5-7-5. Touch my tail I shred your hand. You never feed me. No holds barred be as adult as you want.

Ill wee on plants. Ill never use a hanky. Perhaps Ill sleep on your face. I sat on the pin.

Dirty Haiku where 5-7-5 gets a little risque. Most haiku can be deep and thoughtful - its fantastic how people can squeeze creativity in just three lines. Soits your birthday. Our Haiku generator lets you choose a few words then it automatically counts the syllables and brings in synonyms where necessary to help fit the 5-7-5 poetic style.

Theres also awkward crazy ones about sex. For inspiration here is one I wrote. Enter Second Act. Funny haiku poems are a hybrid.

I met a man Stan. That will sure show you. Come and enjoy yourself. Like all poetry haiku can be about anything you want it to be.

Read writing about Sex in POETRY AFTER DARK. Lubed up puckered star how I love to fuck your ass slick dirty dagger Happy Penning. The chain would continue in this fashion. All doggies go to heaven - or so Ive been told.

Must attack at once. Perhaps Ill sleep on your face. Choke me she cries out A moan a groan her back arcs Face pressed against glass Posted by The Fund at 903 PM. Make sure you do something fun.

Mislaid his set of false teeth.