55+ Funny Love Limerick Poems

These five-line poems with a very specific rhyme scheme might seem silly.

Funny love limerick poems. Poetry and Limericks Tags limericks love Post navigation. The longer A lines rhyme with each other and the shorter B lines rhyme with each other. Return to Top of Funny Sexy Limericks. I love you with no rhyme or reason.

About the Limerick One form I like to try my hand at sometimes is the limerick. More Funny Sexy Limericks. Limericks By Edward Lear. Elizabeth I love you dearly.

Call me so I can hear your voice because being away from you is hard. But some poems can be very rude and funny - thats what limericks are and I love them. These limericks are what you would call NC-17 and either have quite nasty language or strong sexual content. Verses4Cardswrite for the occasion Promote your Page too.

He went back to bed With a bump on his head Thats why you dont jump off a wall. The rhyming pattern is AABBA. Two Owls and a Hen Four Larks and a Wren Have all built their nests in my beard. Love Limericks are simple and short and easy for even kids and children to write or compose.

Because of this fact to himself made a pact. Most of the limericks are comical and easy to remember making them popular in childrens literature. The following limerick is the first of many funny poems in the section. Funny humor 3 Musketeers A collaboration with Casarah Nance and Tim Smith I wrote a poem of despair My hearts been tossed up into the air She wrote a limerick that was taboo She made me laugh when I was so blue Entering stage left was Tim Writing of past lovers sins in a hymn It seems that we laugh or we cry We live we love or we die The three of us holding.

Our list contains examples of famous and classic limericks that everyone will find funny. Verses 4 Cardswrite for the occasion. A fellow jumped off a high wall And had a most terrible fall. The first second and fifth lines are longer than the third and fourth lines.

Here you will find the nasty and sexual limericks that we cant show on the main page. The best collection of limericks on the web featuring original limericks and poetry about mythology philosophy spirituality and more. A limerick is a short and fun five-line poem with a distinctive rhythm. This Valentine is not a poem because Im not into that corny stuff.

Valentine so far away Im sending you this pre-paid phone card. Told his ministers i do love this chore. By arthur vaso Categories. Limericks I cannot compose With noxious smells in my nose.

Dirty Limericks are the best kind of limericks and the most popular. Love them or hate them funny limericks can definitely be good for a laugh or groan. A limerick is a poem consisting of 5 lines and form of poetry which rhymes. The A-lines in the poem are longer and rhyme together while the B-lines are shorter and follow the same rhythmic pattern.

Heres details of my Facebook page If you like what I write Id love a Like. What is a Limerick. Ignore the fake news from Fox and CNN. Get ready to giggleand think.

A limerick is a humorous stanza of five lines that complies with the rhythm of AABBA. Now it is her love he doth crave. But that is why we like um. Check out our gallery of funny picsl.

Funny Limericks organised in a easy to read format. What Im trying to say not very clearly. A young youth with his head in the mist by a female had never been kissed. There was an Old Man with a beard Who said It is just as I feared.

Heart-Warming Limericks about Love - King of Limericks Not your typical love poems this series of limericks looks at love from a somewhat philosopical and slightly metaphysical point of view.