89+ Funny Poems Sick

Funny get well poems are popular so here is another funny get well greeting.

Funny poems sick. And came out pink. Laughter is healthy you know. It could be fatal if I stay. My tonsils are as big as rocks Ive counted sixteen chicken pox And theres one more--thats seventeen.

Get well quick you lazy bum Theres lots of work to do. Always remember to check out our SITE MAP to access all of our greeting card poems. I have the measles and the mumps A gash a rash and purple bumps. My mouth is wet my throat is dry Im going blind in my right eye.

This is a select list of some of the all-time best and most-famous funny poems from throughout history. Robert Louis Steveson When I was sick and lay a- bed I had two pillows at my head All my toys beside me lay To keep me happy all the dayQuotedRobert Louis Stevenson When I Was Sick By Sara Kendrick If I have missed reading you lines Or failed to comment all the time I have been blowing nose And coughing crud and my breathing doesnt flow. You are who you are. By Shel Silverstein more Shel Silverstein.

But if your goal is to be offended well by all means keep on reading. My hip hurts when I move my chin My belly buttons caving in My back is wrenched my ankles sprained My pendix pains each time it rains. This funny get well message is from one co-worker to another. How Sickto Waitin Any Placebut Thine Emily Dickinson.

We have many others great and funny jokes you can enjoy. It makes the peas taste funny. These are the best examples of Sick Funny poems written by international poets. Read and share some of these top famous funny poems with your friends.

I sound like the evening whistle When it is about out of steam A wheeze so loud it messes up my dreams Maybe. June Sick Room Arthur Seymour John Tessimond. Welcome to sick jokes. Im feeling sick and getting worse.

Funny Valentine Poems There are also funny poems on the Get Well Thanksgiving and Christmas pages. Im nauseated nearly ill. Get Back To Work. The yellow and blue ground.

Stella Is Sick Sir Philip Sidney. There are more than 800 poems at this site. I have the shakes a stuffy nose and bellyaches. Im turning green and pink and blue.

My knees are weak. I cannot go to school today Said little Peggy Ann McKay. The Land Of Counterpane Written by. She fell into the bath tub.

Hymn For A Sick Girl George MacDonald. I cough and sneeze and gasp and choke Im sure that my left leg is broke. To Music To Becalm A Sweet Sick Youth Robert Herrick. I have the measles and the mumps A gash a rash and purple bumps.

My nose is cold my toes are numb. What happened to you. My leg is cutmy eyes are blue. More Funny Poems There are also funny poems on the following pages.

Whose nose was most awfully bent. Please be advised these jokes condescending evil racist mean sick and so forth. Based on Shel Silversteins famous poem Sick I cannot go to school today Said little Peggy Ann McKay. I have the flu.

She fell into the sink. Thanks for reading our funny poems. If you stay sick its more work for me And Id rather it was for you. God made me pretty.

My tonsils are as big as rocks Ive counted sixteen chicken pox. I think Id better see the nurse. Im sure I should go home today. Check out these 25 famous funny poems by famous poets.

My mouth is wet my throat is dry Im going blind in my right eye. Sep 23 2014 - This Pin was discovered by Daim Mughal. I have a cold. I have the sweats.

Many have been healed by faith. But it keeps them on the knife. There was a young lady of Kent. Every word in this poem is one syllableand it goes on much longer than this.

It might be instamatic flu. 2020 has been a year of blue. Discover and save your own Pins on Pinterest. Funny poems can be funny because of the way theyre written as well as their subject matter.