66+ Funny Quilting Poems

If you are a quilt teacher youll love this poem.

Funny quilting poems. Count your blessings Stitch them one by one. Heres a selection from my stash for you to enjoy. Quilt Poems Quilt Poems are lovely to collect and read. He knows she quilts for enjoyment not for money Cuz she does quilts that are traditional modern and some just plain funny.

Quilt Poem - Experience is a Great Teacher Another very funny poem generously offered by Jenny Riley. Any time is stitchin time. May 28 2017 - Explore Teresa Magnesss board Quilt QuotesPoemsFunnies followed by 191 people on Pinterest. Use them to top gifts send as cards or hang on your wall.

There is a very fine line between hobby and mental illness Dave Barry. A bed without a quilt is like a sky without stars. Its all fun and games until the bobbin runs out. MPD Multiple project disorder.

Martin Hill Ortiz March 28 2020. Start Slideshow 1 of 57. Im in therapy and SEWING is cheaper than a psychiatrist. It is quite a hoot.

2 Thread Tools 08-09-2010 1013 AM 1 Parrothead. Print off one of these cute and funny quotes about quilting to share with your friends family and sewing buddies. A crazy concern that through the long night. The silk patches so fair Round three-cornered and square.

We hope they lighten up your day. Keep calm and sew on. As ye sew so shall ye rip. Go-go-go who wouldnt go Down to the quilt shop Click-click-click.

See more ideas about quilting quotes quilting humor sewing humor. In the crazy quilt of life Im glad youre in my block of friends. Six weeks ago I was saying that the virus was no more dangerous than the average flu. Its not an heirloom-just to keep But to lay upon as you count sheep.

Page 1 of 2. Quilts are like friends - a great source of comfort. I just need a bigger sewing room. At that time if instead of calling it the Coronavirus or CoVid-19 or Chinese virus or any other over-there virus we called it what scientists now call it the SARS-Covid-2 I would have known enough to freak out.

Weve compiled a list of 41 funny quotes from around the internet. Below are several poems about quilts and quilting. A quilt is something you make to keep someone you loveWARM. I thought you all might enjoy it.

Quilt Quote I dont need to get organized. A good day is a day spent quilting. Quilting is like love do it with abandon. Oh say can you see by the dawns early light What you failed to perceive at the twilights last gleaming.

CHORUS Sew-sew-sew Who wouldnt sew. Quilters never cut corners. Apr 26 2019 - Explore Quilting Dailys board Quilting Humor followed by 10397 people on Pinterest. Out through the checkout with lots of stuff All for the quilts and the tools and such.

The guy quilting So this day I were sitting with my cousin my uncle and my auntThe light just went off My uncle and my aunt went down stairs and I did it with my cousin Dont worry this sin shall be forgiven but dont do that again the priest sa. Or perhaps the floors the perfect place For a doll and teddy picnic space. And though all my cutting designing sewing and quilting through the years. Oer the bed where you slept was so saucily streaming.

He thinks of quilt-mania as a kind of creative affliction That can only be controlled by regular doses of stitchin. See more ideas about quilting humor quilting quotes sewing humor. When life gives you scraps make a quilt. Memories are stitched with love.

Quilt Poems from Long Ago Delightful Quilt Poems from long ago. Quilt Poems of times past. This quilt is made of cloth and thread To place upon your little bed. When life gives you scraps make a quilt.

485 I found this in my Mothers collection of poems.