95+ Funny Quotes Poems Turning 50

Rabon Longs SC USA Fifty years have come and gone since the day that you were born.

Funny quotes poems turning 50. By fifty youve figured out that time is a great healer and a not-so-hot beautician. By fifty youve figured out that time is a great healer and a not-so-hot beautician. Happy 50th birthday. You are always being asked to do things and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down.

50th Birthday Quotes 50th birthday party invitation by PurpleTrail. So youre turning 50 in the age of plastic but youre no candidate for a face-lift. You have hit half a century. If you know someone who is about to turn 50 in sometime along with a birthday party and the usual birthday jazz you can actually use these funny 50th birthday.

12 By turning a glorious fifty. Middle age is when a man has got a handle on life and life has put handles on his waist Anon Old age is like underwear. Funny Quotes on Turning 50. A family that loves you and thinks youre a star Friends who have proven themselves through the years By standing beside you through laughter and tears.

Let the happiness pour. Teasing about middle age is almost mandatory at 50 and these following quotes are gentle but funny and sure to bring a laugh. Turning 50 reminds me of that Jack and Jill nursery rhyme except now were getting closer to the nursing home and theres probably more tumbling down involved. At fifty you are flawless and perfect.

So relax and enjoy. These quotes will tickle just about anyones funny bone. The big 5-0 is finally here Yes youre turning 50 this year. Funny Sayings Group 1.

Fifty is a powerful age for women. Happy 50th birthday. You have shown everyone. Turning the Big 5-0.

Happy birthday to a friend thats fine as wine. It creeps up on you Anon. At 50 years old life seems shorter. Turning 50 is really quite good it appears.

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Your achievements are admirable. Turning 50 means its only a matter of time before youre regaling your grandkids with tales of your first colonoscopy. Youre a better person now than you were at 30 so youre only going to keep getting better with age. Reaching the half-century mark is a milestone in anyones life.

That you are still a bundle of fun. You have been responsible. But the best way to keep it from turning into a millstone is to enjoy some funny quotes about 50th birthdaysMost of the words of wisdom on aging and on hitting the 50 mark seem to be wryly anticipating the incipient decrepitude of old age to come. Take a look back on all youve achieved so far.

Another funny 50th birthday poem by Kathy J. Funny Sayings Group 1. Bill Clinton After a man is 50 you can fool him by saying he is smart but you cant fool him by saying hes pretty. The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest.

Forty is the old age of youth fifty is the youth of old age. So instead of feeling old and frustrated one should make the most of this occasion. Share them with the birthday honoree or anyone you think might get a chuckle out of them. Turning 50 gives me more yesterdays than tomorrows.

Half a century or five decades is the amount of time that it equates. The best form of birth control for people over 50. 50 years of hopes and dreams Rainy days and golden sunbeams Turning 50 is not so bad it seems. Funny Jokes About Turning 50.

You can set off sprinkler systems with your hot flashes. You may be worried about turning 50 but take my word for it.