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How to Write Funny Poetry Chapter 1 Writing Poetry You Can Do It. Basically you can add any end that matches the situation and the sense of humour your audience possesses. These poems are guarenteed to make you laugh due to their silly but hilarious use of english language. Sugar is sweet And I love you.

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