50+ Funny Valentines Love Poems

Romantic Poems for Valentines Day.

Funny valentines love poems. Violets are Blue Roses are thorny Be my valentine because I am horny. Some funny Valentine Day poems can be pretty darn corny. Hold me around your arms. Love Poems 693 Nature Poems 356 Sad Love Poems 458 Sad Poems 646 Spiritual Poems 294 Teen Poems 1502 Valentines Day Poems 111 Funny Valentine Poems 10 Husband Valentine Poems 8 Romantic Valentine Poems 24 Short Valentine Poems 15 Valentine Poems For Her 16 Valentine Poems For Him 20 Valentines Alone Poems 11.

With all my love you could not measure So on this day I shall always treasure. Hearts and flowers cards and chocolates jewelry or a nice cuddly toy are all ideal gifts for Valentines Day and are always appreciated by the recipient. There are also poems suitable for Valentines Day card poems on the following pages. A Little Valentine Poem.

Romance is love in its active state ignited and inspired. When Im with you the world is hazy. You are my valentine. This is one of these Valentine poems.

Valentines Day may feel like a holiday forced on us by the Greeting Card Jewelry and Floral industries but the truth is that we have accepted it because we recognize and value its purpose. 2 A Corny Cute Love Poem. Valentines Day is just around the corner. By Mr G Hughes Published.

In this poem you will see that even gods can be clumsy. Every day I am reminded how blessed I am to have you as my Valentine my sweetheart my lover my friend my playmate my companion. In fact we realised that the most successful soul-mates have one thing in common they joke around a lot and stay cheerful in their relationship. The god of erotic passion Cupid accidentally shoots himself with one of his own arrows.

You bring me pleasure. If love poems arent your thing here are some rude and saucy poems you can include in your cards. Humorous Valentines Day Poems. Valentines Day is a day of love and romance and is all about showing that special person in your life just how much you care about them.

Will You Be Mine. There is a line from a country song that goes sometimes lifes greatest gifts are unanswered prayers. Valentines Day sayings are for communicating fond or affectionate feelings. Every Day Every day with you is Valentines Day my love.

Happy Valentines for ever and ever. Funny love poems are one of the best means of exploring the lighter side of love. It describes a man who sees his high school sweetheart at a high school reunion. Funny Love Poems for Him and Her.

Funny Valentine poems can also be romantic as this funny Valentines Day poem is. Its corny and horny at the same time. Valentine messages can express like or. Valentine you drive me crazy.

You love me too. Romantic Valentine poems are in great demand so heres a Valentines Day love poem to tell your sweetie what he or she means to you. Valentine you make me silly. These original poems will help you do that.

You make my heart beat willy-nilly. Its Valentines Day And Im SO in love. Roses are red Violets are pleasant Youre getting this card Instead of a present. Here is a poem from me to you.

On this Valentines Day I wanna be with you be with you. Valentines Day is the Holiday of Romance.