79+ Funny Zombie Poems

Ive killed zombies in my bedroom a werewolf on the lawn -fought vampires at the edge of doom before the break of dawn.

Funny zombie poems. Dawn of the Dreck. These fun poems Fail were written for the zombies. One had a wriggling snake Where youd expect a nose. Old scary Witch lived down the street.

Dawn of the Dreck. No citizens ran or screamed. Emi has a Bachelors degree in Animation and Illustration giving her all the required knowledge and skill to masterfully portray her humorous stories. She slowly drags her feet.

Zombie hands searched for prey. To me it sounds a bit funny. Each one the kind of creature You wouldnt want to meet. When a boy came to close In the ground he saw zombie toes.

John Skipp editor of Mondo Zombie Composed or perhaps decomposed of poetry reminiscent of the film Shawn of the Dead and written in an e. Browse through and read funny and zombies stories and books. Our teachers not a zombie. Eighteen slobbering zombies Staggered down the street.

Learn how to write a poem about Zombie and share it. Thats when she saw her first zombie. Funny One Star poems done by zombiesOr me. N the Serengeti swam the wildest seas.

Horror Realistic Humor Thriller Short Stories Historical Nonfiction Poetry Biography Other. Deliberately bad poetry with a deliberately bad theme. These fun poems Fail were written for the zombies. Which obviously makes for some fantastic poetry.

Jul 12 2016 - Zombie Humor and Hilarious Zombies. The three zombies looked like they wanted to eat shook the old lady off and started to beat Took off running didnt want to look around then I tripped and fell on to the moist ground the old lady jumped on me and started to bite thought I would die if I didnt fight I elbowed her hit her with a right cross she just looked and laughed like I lost. TWD Fanific Add to library 1. See more ideas about zombie humor zombie zombie apocalypse.

Some of the poems are funny others are unsettling and some are simply disgusting. To Live in The Zombie Apocalypse by Burlee Vang. Deliberately bad poetry with a deliberately bad theme. Looking broken-down and beat.

It might sound a little scary to young children. Heres a scary Halloween poem about a Witch and her very hungry cat. Funny One Star poems done by zombiesOr me. You be the judge.

Poems about Zombie at the worlds largest poetry site. Commings type style Rigormarole tells a story of a world inhabited by zombies. The world had ended. Please rate this.

About the students brains. Ive played golf with old Jack Benny -brought Ali to his knees. We listen to her plaintive moans. Good Poetry for YourBrains.

My friend M says the irony of being a zombie is that everything is funny but you cant smile because your lips have rotted off Isaac Marion Warm Bodies Blood is really warm its like drinking hot chocolate but with more screaming Ryan Mecum Zombie Haiku. Some had wild eyes Others fourteen toes. Quizzes Stories People Tests. And her eyes are rather red.

We have fun every Halloween At the annual zombie parade. AyoubZineLaarabPixabay Believe the brain is a cage of light rage. Join the horde for this contest. We see the way she strains.

When it shuts off. Browse through and read funny and zombies stories and books. From having fun with their limbs to buying extra ones online Emis zombie comedy blends horror movie motifs with humor in clever and unexpected ways. A Funny School Monster Poem for Kids.

She shuffles to the classroom. Find zombie humor funny zombie quotes captioned zombie photos images of the pending Zombie Apocalypse brain jokes and run for your life from all these crazed zombie memes.