44+ Funny Zoo Poems

And also after quite a while the lizard and the crocodile the ostrich and the spotted owl.

Funny zoo poems. Im 15 and still think its great On 04032009 at 1156 GMT Chloe Wescott from EnglandBirmingham wrote. The weird zoo was just in my dreams but it was still very cool. The first of the funny zoo poems came about because I was musing about the veterinarian at the zoo -- and what would happen if the animals all took ill on the same day. Funny School Poem Number Four.

And countless types of fancy fowl. Lets keep things interesting and explore the next funny poem for kids which talks about their amazing imaginations. The monkey stayed around a while. My wonder zoo has no known match But its not real.

The keepers didnt know what to do So they decided to ask around town. A collection of funny poems -- from Barefoot Bob to a talking Sphinx. Most beautiful funny poems ever written. 47 Zoo Poems ranked in order of popularity and relevancy.

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There are dogs in the cafes asleep by the tables and happy dogs pictured on grocery labels. Dogs at the bake shop and grocery store. Now that was definitely a very weird zoo. And made himself a pest.

Next I saw a monkey hanging on tree scratch scratch scratch as if it had patch on its back. There are dogs on the sidewalks the side streets and more. They walked the plank up two by two. First I saw a tall neck giraffe Bleat Bleat Bleat.

Teach Learn Poetry 43 Children Poems 301 Death Poems 1035 Family Poems 1591 Famous Poems 281 Friendship Poems 494 Funny Poems 148 Cute Poems 20 Famous Funny Poems 15 Funny Family Poems 16. It was fun at the zoo to see the animals and birds too. A Day At The Zoo - Poem by chas garcia Funny poems from famous poets and best funny poems to feel good. I went to the zoo with a mapto have some clue about the zoo.

0 1 prev. THE ELEPHANT HAS A BAD EARACHE. Day At The Zoo Funny Poems The female gorilla was pining at the zoo No suitable male could be found. With people from the zoo who showed us slides of chimps and apes.

This poem is great. There are dogs in the bookshops and dogs in the park dogs in the daytime and dogs in the dark. I love all the imaganative animals. The title is The Elephant Has a Bad Earache and it is on page 58 of my book A Little Bit of Nonsense.

The zoo authorities they did the rounds Said they wanted a suitable chappie. Funny Poems for Kids 54 Lesson Poems for Kids 24 Mothers Day Poems for Kids 14 Nature Poems for Kids 50 Poems by Kids 42 Poems for Kids 50 School Poems For Kids 17 Short Poems for Kids 99 Death Poems 1035 Family Poems 1591 Famous Poems 281 Friendship Poems 494 Funny Poems 148 Holiday Birthday 443 Life Poems 761. And told us what they do. Funny Zoo Poem 1.

Read all poems for funny. Funny- great for kids aged about 3 to 10. Funny poem next funny poem. There is a whole section about Food Poems in my book A Little Bit of Nonsense There are also poems about animals quirky people and odd ideas.

Too bad he also packed some worms some flies some spiders and some germs some poison snakes and biting gnats but also friendly dogs and cats. I was riding my flying carpet in search of a faraway land. A monkey came for science day. I thought it wants to eat eat eat.

Asking who would do it for five hundred pounds Sleep with the gorilla and keep her happy.