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The sugar bowls empty and so is your head.

Roses are red poems roast. Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you. Roses are red Violets are blue Im allergic to flowers Achoo. Roses are red Violets are blue Id rather be dead Than stuck with you. Roses are red violets are blue god made us beautiful what the fck happened to you.

Sebastian will surely roast youEnjoy the amazing roasts from the Black Butler SebastianSupport me on Patreon. Roses are red But violets arent blue Theyre purple you dope Now go get a clue. 100 Roses Are Red Poems by the Gift Poet. Roses are red violets are blue Im using my hand but thinking of you.

Your lovely face So calm and serene Your beautiful hair With its silky sheen. But the roses are wilting the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head. Roses are red and Violets are blue. Thanks and enjoy these short love poems.

Violets are blue And Roses are Red We have our own style So stick with me kid We know what we have And together we shine Im happy and thrilled To know that youre mine Together we stand Together we love We band together We fit like a glove We have great life Built by us both Ill love you forever I take this oath So roses are red. Roses are red violets are blue so are your balls because I wont fuck you. Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle ones for you. Roses are red chocolates are brown I expected nothing but you still let me down.

From the story Comebacks And Funny Poems by ConverseCat no with 1033 reads. I am over 18. I like spaghetti lets get it on. If you are surprised do not be because these are going to be the most hilarious poems that you will ever find.

Roses are red Relationships are tough The reason I love you Is we hate the same stuff. Roses are red Violets are blue You thought this was a love poem Now the joke is on you. Another Original Rose Are Red Poem. Felicity the Gift Poet.

Fall in love with original roses are red poems by the Gift Poet. Come to my house Ill sell some crack. Roses are red Violets are blue. Roses are red violets are blue.

You may not know this but Im falling for you. One Hundred Roses Are Red Poems. Roses are red pizza is too I ordered a large but none is for you. You are quite everything that a heart desires Youre Gods answer to the prayers of the pious.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog. Sugar is sweet and so are you. Roses are red heres something new violets are violet not fcking blue. Roses are red Violets are blue White wine costs less Than dinner for two.

Roses are red black is black. Read Roses are red. Roses are red violets are blue jokes. Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet but not sweeter than you.

Your stunning figure Making heads to turn Your graceful gait Making the ramp to burn. Roses are red Violets are blue I compose this poem As an ode to you. But the roses are wilting the violets are dead. Roses are red violets are blue.

Roses are red Violets are blue A face like yours Belongs in a zoo. Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your Daddy And what does he do. Roses are red violets are blue. Since we were children we have all heard the poem roses are red and violets are blueNow it is the time that we turn them into jokes.

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